Merch

All designs available as t-shirts, hoodies & sweatshirts

in a myriad of colors

Black T-shirt with white text that reads, 'If the dog doesn't like you and I do, one of us is lying. (it's not the dog),' along with a paw print graphic and a pair of scissors icon.

Black T-shirt with white text that reads, "I don't need a crystal ball, I have a 10-blade and a bad feeling about this," and features a small graphic of a crystal ball with a face

It’s never the dog that’s lying.

One of us is lying

Crystal Ball

Black T-shirt with white text that reads: "Your dog told me everything. You're lucky I can keep a secret." Below the text is a white paw print graphic with a heart in the center, and a pair of scissors underneath.

When you know, you know.

Your dog told me everything

Black T-shirt with white text that reads 'The dog was an angel, the owner needs to be banished,' and features an illustration of a black candle with melting wax.

So, about that tip???

Black T-shirt with white text that reads 'Clean Cuts & Sharp Wit', accompanied by a paw print with a heart-shaped pad, scissors, and a hair clipper.

Wait, can we do that???

Banish the owner

Sharp wit at no extra cost

Clean Cuts

Black T-shirt with white text and graphics. The text says, 'I talk to dogs. Yes, they do talk back. Yes, I do understand them. Why don't you?' Below the text is a paw print with a heart in the middle, and underneath are scissors.

There’s magic in every pet groomer

Shear Hoodie or T-shirt

Black T-shirt with white text that reads 'Grooming Witch not Miracle Worker!' and an illustration of a witch's hat with a wand.

Why doesn’t everyone understand them?

Talk to Dogs

Only so much we can do

Not a Miracle Worker

Sharp looking sweats!

Shear Sweats

One golden rule of pet grooming: Respect the Shears. Whether you’re facing a matted doodle or a restless spirit, these are the tools of the trade. Wear the legend of the Iron Ledge.

Respect the Shears

Precision Under Pressure

Shear Quarter Zip Pullover